Got Junk?
What are we doing here?
This new idea is super-duper-ultra secret. Well, not really. In fact, it's not even done. Maybe it will never be done. Or, maybe, I'm just saying that and our launch is immenient.
Which? You'll never know unless it happens. Or doesn't happen. In which case you'll just be left to wonder if it will happen in the future. Wow, that's deep.
Basically, everyone has junk in their garage. Let's clean it out, and we'll help you.
Do you want to auction you junk?
Do you want to sell your stuff?
Do you want someone to haul away your stuff?
Does ebay scare the hell out of you?
Anyway, flea market or not, we'll launch.